Mercy Mercy Me at the Hot L Baltimore

The Baltimore Woes just lost to the Texas Rangers, 30-3.

That's a baseball score.

That's the Texas Rangers after they traded Mark Texiera.

Here's how bad it was:

*Michael Vick was in attendance, but then he left during the eighth inning onslaught. With a tear in his eye.

*The Orioles' moms did not share snacks with the Rangers after the game, even though it was their turn.

*It was so bad, just up the 95 Turnpike, the Phillies felt pretty darn good after getting pelted by the Dodgers, 15-3.