Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Topical Jock Poetry du Jour: The Chavez Ravine Blues



Once upon a time, L.A. was baseball heaven
But the story got stuck on Chapter 11.

Why bleed Dodger Blue when the band aid is red ink?
In short, the McCourts could drive Vin Scully to drink
And leave him with the tab, knowing he wouldn’t blab
Even as they cashed out and skipped town in two cabs.

Now attendance is down but parking fees stay high
No Cy Young for pitching but great reasons to… sigh.

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