Monday, August 13, 2007

My Drive-Through Dousings with Pacman

If you haven't seen the best-ever My Dinner with Andre rip-off, My Breakfast with Blassie, by infamed wrestler-of-women Andy Kaufman, then you might not be ready to hear this pitch for a new reality TV series (or it could be a Swedish art film, now that the genius Ingmar Bergman is no longer, and his financiers are reportedly looking to "shake sh*t up," according to industry insider Turtle), but here go anyway:

"My Drive-Through Dousings with Pacman" - A show featuring suspended NFL bad-boy and no-go-wrestler Pacman Jones (see article here) going to drive-through windows at fine eateries and flinging beverages in the face of unwitting employees, a pastime which is currently all the rage on the YouTubes.

Related question: Does Wheaties make a version that has crystal meth in it?

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