Manny Being Unmanly

He used to be a Cooperstown (dread)lock,
But his wacky shtik got trumped by pure shock.

Manny once struck fear into pitcher's hearts,
Now PED's might give him lady parts.

That's not the way you want to hang'em up
His last AB was peeing in a cup.



*Manny Ramirez abruptly retired from baseball in early April after being notified he'd have to go through a drug prevention and treatment program.