The sport of cycling is so dirty right now that Michael Vick also apologized to his mother for having a Schwinn.
If the expulsion of race leader Michael Rasmussen for having a blood-Red Bull level of .09% (the French maximum is .06%) wasn't the final nail in the coffin for the once-proud lycra-wearing recreation, then how about this bombshell-- the Triplets of Belleville may have been clones!
(yass, SOT is aware that the Triplets were not actually velocipede jockeys, but it was a surrealist classic, and a much timelier biking reference than, say, Kelly Slater of the Bad News Bears's finest film.)
Viva la Dope!
About Me
- Michael X. Ferraro
- Dr. X is a comedy writer/producer who's worked with Howie Mandel, Dennis Miller, Joe Rogan, Michael Irvin, Gordon Ramsay, Scott Hamilton, the Sklar Brothers and Shaquille O'Neal, among others. He's also the author of TASED & AMUSED: The Shocking Poetic Recap of the 2010 Baseball Season, and co-author of Numbelievable: The Dramatic Stories Behind the Most Memorable Numbers in Sports History (both available on Amazon RIGHT NOW or at links above).
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