Our national pastime is being continuously ravaged with scandal: the Barry Bonds Bliztkrieg, news that young adult author Jose Canseco is unleashing another book, and now this...
Red Sox outfielder Coco Crisp was nearly run down recently by the Mariner Moose mascot.
check out the footage here.
Many say they haven't seen something this simultaneously cuddly and catastrophic since "Fast and Furious 5: The Muppets Take Munich in Maseratis."
On the sunny side of the story, Coco Crisp is fine and still able to play center and most of leftfield for the Sox, And it's nice to see that the enlightened ownership of the Mariners was willing to give Lindsay Lohan another show biz job.
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Hey there mi amigo,
Got the whole Google thing worked out. Do me a favor and see if you can see your way of having the Mariner Moose run over Tom Gordon.
There is a case of Piels in it for you.
Any truth to the rumor it's Count Chocula in that moose suit? Coco Crisp is the Count's only serious market rival. We'd all be best served to have Jim Rockford on this one. I think we can probably pay his retainer in thrombosis hoisery or toupee upgrades.
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